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Kip Triumphs With Zoo Broadcast

UPDATE: This past Saturday’s Outlaw Radio program featured Kip broadcasting from inside the Rhesus monkey cage at the Los Angeles Zoo. Kip’s goal was to bring public awareness to the plight of people who broadcast from inside monkey cages. Although it turned out to be one of the most brief radio shows Kip has ever done, he considers the entire minute a resounding success. Kip would like to thank all the bystanders for their encouragement and Neosporin. Kip will again be back on Outlaw Radio this coming Saturday, thanks largely to the Van Nuys man who successfully used a coathanger to retrieve Kip’s hat and microphone.

 

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Kip On Special Edition of Outlaw Radio

On this Saturday’s special edition of Outlaw Radio, Kip will be broadcasting from inside the Rhesus monkey cage at the Los Angeles Zoo. Kip hopes to bring public awareness to the plight of people who broadcast from inside monkey cages. In the second hour, Kip and a high-ranking official will talk off-the-record about cinnamon. Finally, Kip will entertain listener calls discussing the health benefits, if any, of filtering water through an acoustic guitar.

When: Saturday, May 18 – 3:00 p.m. pst

Listen live by clicking here: Outlaw Radio

Women And Sex

May 13, 2013 — Leave a comment

To a man, sex is a privilege.  To a woman sex is an entitlement!

Wow, I have returned from the trenches and I am delighted to let you know that I believe my autobiography is finished!

I am proud of this work and hope you will enjoy the read. I will keep you posted as to the progress and when and where you may get your copy!

Kip Addotta

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Listen to Kip LIVE on Saturday

This Saturday, May 11, Kip will appear on another exciting Outlaw Radio show, beginning at 3 p.m. pst. You can listen live via the internet for free. (Be sure to log in early to get the best seats.)

Kip’s special guest will be paranormal investigator Roy Plankford, who has debunked 26 alleged sightings of Art Bell. Plankford will also go into detail about why Chupacabras make excellent pets. Later, Kip will chat with camping expert Raymond Brucker, who maintains that you can best avoid being eaten by bears by surrounding yourself with spare children. Joining him will be his remaining children. Time permitting, Kip will speak by telephone with a member of Parliament who is advocating for the global deregulation of kazoos.

When: Saturday, May 11 – 3:00 p.m. pst.

Click here to listen live: Outlaw Radio

We found ourselves on the Blue Gulf Turnpike when we saw flashing red lights in the rear view mirror.  The cop had pulled over two long haired “hippy-types” for speeding.  The officer asked, “Do you boys know how fast you were going?”  We said no.  The officer said that we were doing ninety miles an hour in a fifty-five mph zone. He informed us that we would get a four hundred dollar ticket. And, since we were from out-of-state, he would have to impound our car, and we might be doing thirty days in jail.

Since I was driving, I knew I had to say something to avoid this fate.  My mind was spinning.  I gathered all the courage I could muster and said, “Officer, couldn’t you simply beat the hell out of us and cut our hair off?”  Well, the officer started laughing and laughing and said, “What are you guys, a couple of comedians?”  I said, “Yes, officer,” and we showed him our pictures and resumes.  Finally, he said, “Well, I guess I can let you two go, but take it easy!”  I don’t know where my response came from, but somehow, I had said the right thing at the right time!

The Ice House

April 30, 2013 — Leave a comment

I am pleased to announce that I will be appearing at The Ice House, in Pasadena, CA on June 6th at 8PM!

See you there!

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Kip Returns to Outlaw Radio

This Saturday, Kip will interview George Flintstreep, better known as, “The Human Tarmac,” noted for his ability to land large commercial aircraft on his abdomen. Veteran Pilot Walter Glint will also be in the studio to discuss how putting Flintstreep’s abdomen into service has greatly increased flight capacity at L-A-X. During the second hour, Kip will talk at length about the pros and cons of financing a flyswatter. Lastly, this week’s listener phone-in poll will hinge on the vexing question: have you ever swallowed dice, and are you better for it?

When: Saturday, May 4, at 3 p.m. (pst).

Listen live by clicking here: Outlaw Radio

 

She was cuter than a speckled puppy sleeping under a red wagon!

How cute was she?

When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.  Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car!

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