Archives For April 2013

The Ice House

04/30/2013 — Leave a comment

I am pleased to announce that I will be appearing at The Ice House, in Pasadena, CA on June 6th at 8PM!

See you there!

She was cuter than a speckled puppy sleeping under a red wagon!

How cute was she?

When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.  Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car!

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Flying

04/26/2013 — 3 Comments

I’m not a good flyer.  The first thing I do when I get on a plane is check to see where all the emergency exits are.  The second thing I do is figure out who I’m going to have to step on to get at them.  ‘Cause, I know that if something happens to the plane, it’s not going to be ‘Hands at your sides, single file, no touching, no talking.’  I mean – if something happens to that plane, I do not believe that the passengers are going to pull their oxygen masks down and breathe normally.

Never proposition a female under twelve.  Wait til you’re twelve!

My Cat Harley

04/24/2013 — Leave a comment

I love my cat, Harley!  People ask me if I’ve had Harley declawed.  Well, I would never have a cat declawed, because claws are a cat’s only line of defense, and I can get pretty drunk!

Nightmares

04/23/2013 — Leave a comment

Woke up after a terrifying dream. I am worn out from it!  Do you have these?

Listen to Kip live on Outlaw Radio: Saturday, April 20 at 3 p.m. pst

To tell you the truth I’d have to lie to you!

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Listen to Kip live on Outlaw Radio: Saturday, April 13 at 3 p.m. pst