The Proven Way To Pick Up Chicks!

09/20/2014 — 3 Comments

imagesWhen I was in and on the market to entertain the ladies, I had a fool proof method that never failed!

I would choose one from the herd that appealed to me and I would walk over to her. Once in front of her, I would give her a moment to size me up. Then, I would begin!

“Miss, please stop thinking about my Genitals! I can feel it and it makes me uncomfortable! First, let me assure you that I have large balls, the size of ‘Brown Chicken Eggs’ My Cock is small and only Eight Inches, when erect! I don’t like to go anywhere and I don’t want to do anything! All I want to do is sit in front of the TV and eat meatloaf!

Without exception, every one of these women said the same thing! “You’re the first honest man I have ever met! Let’s get out of here!

I have used this technique several hundred times and it has never failed!

I am Kip Addotta

 

3 responses to The Proven Way To Pick Up Chicks!

  1. Kid lies. I know for a fact he does not eat meatloaf.

  2. Tommy Joseph 09/21/2014 at 08:05

    To my knowledge I have never used any particular technique for picking up women. I am not against it for other guys. I didn’t like it because I enjoyed begging for it. The ones who wanted me turned me off. I am a masochist in that way.

    Now, I have never used any of these particular techniques but am inclined to believe these 3 are good ones, any one of them. Tell them you’re married. Tell them you are a priest. Tell them you are gay. Tell them all 3 at the same time if you want. They want the challenge.

    But if I were to use any successful method to pick up women I would not enjoy being with them because I’d be looking down on them as gullible fools when what I’m after is a Goddess who sneers at me and turns me down repeatedly until finally, maybe, giving in to my pleas.

    But your technique is not devious. It’s a good one because it probably appeals to women who are not so much gullible as they are smart. So I am not knocking your technique, only saying I never used one (that I know of). Thanks, Kip.

    TJ

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