There’s A New Sheriff In Town And His Name Is Addotta

04/24/2014 — 4 Comments


The art of Stand Up Comedy has been very good to me and I have dedicated myself to supporting the honorable members of our “Stand Up Comedy Community” and exposing the charlatans that prey upon it. They steal and use other hard working Stand Up Comedy artists material, use foul language, assault the patrons and, in general, demoralize those who are the life blood of the art of Stand Up Comedy, “The Audience!”

It is no wonder that people leave Comedy venues thinking, rightfully, that Stand Up Comedy is not funny and they are right! Stand Up Comedy hasn’t been funny for fifteen years.

There are exceptions like Wendy Liebman, Jimmy Walker, George Wallace, Jeff Foxworthy, myself, if I may, and a few others. The rest are an embarrassment to the Art Form.

So, I have taken it upon myself to weed out the Bad and point out the Good. And who do I think I am? I am Kip Addotta, that’s who I am. I have been blessed, by God, with a talent and am responsible to The Lord to do, to the best of my ability, the work that has been assigned to me. Stand Up Comedy. I am humbled by both the gift and the reasonability. What I do does not come easily to me but requires mind breaking work to achieve.

If someone takes my work and uses it as their own will not be tolerated.

So, if you are one of the people who are not worthy of and not working to become worthy of the title of Stand Up Comedian then get out because I’m coming and I’m not a nice man to deal with!

Kip Addotta


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4 responses to There’s A New Sheriff In Town And His Name Is Addotta

  1. Tommy Joseph 04/25/2014 at 00:32

    Yo Kip,

    You’re going to have to give me some names. Where do I start? I told you a million times – you need help getting rid of somebody, I’m your guy. So tell me, who exactly are these creeps and when do you want me to take care of the problem?

    You do not have to list them publicly. That would not be wise. You start naming people and they start croaking all at once, that sets a pattern – and that’s the last thing we both need. It’s not an easy task to punish people and teach a lesson at the same time. We want them to know who and why. We want everyone to know who and why, but with no way to prove it. Anyway, get back to me with some names and I’ll see if we can’t get cracking on this problem. I’ve got my own list of guys who wore out their welcome and in fact were never welcomed in the first place. But that’s my own thing and I’ll take care of that separately. Give me some names. Please.


  2. Carlos Mencia, Demetri Martin, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Dane Cook.

    • Tommy Joseph 04/26/2014 at 03:18

      Thanks Al,

      Now that I know the names, I will pack up my bags with the tools of the trade, and be off to the spot where the offenses were made.

      But I only wanted one name. Now I don’t know where to begin. Do I take them in alphabetical order or just toss the names in a hat and pick one at random? Maybe by age would be good, youngest to oldest, in that order. Respect for the elders, you know the deal.

      Thanks for the names, Al. Seems like I have a lot of work in front of me. Some of those guys might be hard to take out, but I’m on my way. No pay. Just doing a friend a favor. A favor to be returned at a later date of my choosing.


  3. Jackie Martling has used and continues to use Kip’s jokes and not give him credit. This has bothered me for a long time, because I used to go see Kip in the 1980’s and I remember these jokes are his. No wonder Jackie got fired by Howard Stern!

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