Being Happy

11/08/2014 — 2 Comments


Someone once said, “In order to be happy, one must have three things! Something to do, something to look forward to and someone to love!”

I have all of those things. I am a happy man! If there is anyone happier than I am, I don’t know them!

Wy woman is Dinny! She is the best person I know! Dinny is a tall, beautiful, red head and the drapes match the carpet.

Dinny is also a master, watercolor artist and if you would like to see her work, let me know and I will arrange a showing!

We fight like cats and dogs, but I would never and will never be with another woman! If Dinny goes, I have a list of possible replacements that Dinny gives me the OK on. The list includes about thirty and counting. You see, Dinny wants me to be be happy, even if she is gone and I have promised to mourn for a full three hours after her funeral! And, I have promised Dinny that I will not have another woman in our bed for a full three weeks after her death!

This is what one does when one loves someone! I love and am in love with Dinny and she loves me and is in love with me!

Yes, I am a happy man!

I am Kip Addotta

2 responses to Being Happy

  1. Dinny Chisholm 11/08/2014 at 19:43

    Thank you, my love! I, with your help, will start my list for your replacement. May we live, together, forever.

    • Tommy Joseph 11/09/2014 at 08:27

      Put me on the list now. I know Kip is not gay and neither am I – but I want to be on the list anyway. By the time you are out of the picture Kip will be a very old man and so will I. We will be perfect for each other. I ask you now to please put me on your replacement list as close to the top as possible.

      TJ (the happiest man not quite alive)

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