Contributed by Tommy Joseph
Do you know Craig Gass? Sex in The City, Stern, Las Vegas, King of Queens, Smirnoff Ice commercials?
Last night was Brian Corrigan’s funeral service at Ascension Lutheran Church in Tucson, AZ. Brian was a burgeoning comic and an employee here at LAFFS Comedy Club. He was killed by a drunk driver after performing at an open mic.
At the services the Minister asked for testimonials. Craig Gass was the 3rd or 4th person to speak. He essentially starting doing ‘bits’ and was talking about himself and his success. Then he said that Brian bounced his ‘Superman’ jokes off him – (Brian was paralyzed after a high school accident) – and then he said, “If you can pull those jokes off you’re FUCKING Superman…blah, blah, blah…..So I had all this SHIT…blah, blah, blah…………I asked Brian if he wanted any of this SHIT….blah, blah, blah. It’s SHITTY that you’re gone, Brian. Blah, blah, blah, You were a funny Man “At this point the minister took the mic out of his hand. Craig Goss did this in front of about 250 people, standing in front of the pulpit of a church, in front of children, in front of old women, IN FRONT OF BRIAN’S FATHER, MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, ETC. Tears were flowing and everyone was stunned, shocked, sickened.After the service I went outside and told him in no uncertain terms that I felt he was an offensive, disgusting, arrogant, ignorant, disrespectful piece of filth. I told him to stay away from my staff, my friends, and to NOT step foot inside my club again.
I am sharing this with you because I want everyone to know what an incredibly disgusting, diseased piece of monkey excrement and a despicable excuse of a person Craig Goss is. Cockroaches fear the light and hide in the dark. I hope this will turn a bright light on a disgusting individual named Craig Goss. Craig Goss is the biggest roach I’ve ever seen. If you see him please tell him what I’ve said. Scotty Goof