The Disgusting Craig Gass

04/12/2014 — 3 Comments
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Contributed by Tommy Joseph
Do you know Craig Gass?  Sex in The City, Stern, Las Vegas, King of Queens, Smirnoff Ice commercials?
Last night was Brian Corrigan’s funeral service at Ascension Lutheran Church in Tucson, AZ.  Brian was a burgeoning comic and an employee here at LAFFS Comedy Club.  He was killed by a drunk driver after performing at an open mic.
At the services the Minister asked for testimonials.  Craig Gass was the 3rd or 4th person to speak.  He essentially starting doing ‘bits’ and was talking about himself and his success.  Then he said that Brian bounced his ‘Superman’ jokes off him – (Brian was paralyzed after a high school accident) – and then he said, “If you can pull those jokes off you’re FUCKING Superman…blah, blah, blah…..So I had all this SHIT…blah, blah, blah…………I asked Brian if he wanted any of this SHIT….blah, blah, blah.  It’s SHITTY that you’re gone, Brian.  Blah, blah, blah,  You were a funny Man  “At this point the minister took the mic out of his hand.  Craig Goss did this in front of about 250 people, standing in front of the pulpit of a church, in front of children, in front of old women, IN FRONT OF BRIAN’S FATHER, MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, ETC.  Tears were flowing and everyone was stunned, shocked, sickened.After the service I went outside and told him in no uncertain terms that I felt he was an offensive, disgusting, arrogant, ignorant, disrespectful piece of filth.  I told him to stay away from my staff, my friends, and to NOT step foot inside my club again.
I am sharing this with you because I want everyone to know what an incredibly disgusting, diseased piece of monkey excrement and a despicable excuse of a person Craig Goss is.  Cockroaches fear the light and hide in the dark.  I hope this will turn a bright light on a disgusting individual named Craig Goss.  Craig Goss is the biggest roach I’ve ever seen.  If you see him please tell him what I’ve said.  Scotty Goof

3 responses to The Disgusting Craig Gass

  1. I assume you meant Craig Gass.

  2. Patricia Sauder 04/14/2014 at 21:28

    What do you expect from a guy who makes a living imitating others? Craig Gass is a parasite!

    • Tommy Joseph 04/16/2014 at 05:41

      Al, Patricia – I believe you’re both right – the guy’s name was Gass. Someone else corrected me on this years ago. I got that article from a standup newsgroup which no longer exists. The guy who sent it in was serious. I knew that but still could not help but see the humor in it. I thought it was so funny I saved it all these years. For humor to be good does not require intent. The guy who sent in the article did not see it as funny. But I did. And that is all that counts. Perhaps in my own way I am more of a parasite than the now infamous Craig Gass. So you have actually heard of this Gass character? I never heard of him before or after reading that post and saving it to my files. Thanks.

      Finding the funny without looking too hard, love it,

      TJ

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